Scotland votes to stay in the union

Anonymous Asked
Questionhave you ever treated a girl in a way that you've regretted? Or wish you would've been more honest with her? Answer

lol yeah I wish I could be more honest with people.

Anonymous Asked
Questionmichigan vs (houston)tx? Answer

It’s SO much colder here ohmygod.



I love Sesame Street videos too much.

Unpopular opinion: The best show in the history of television is not I Love Lucy or Mad Men or The Sopranos or Breaking Bad or Seinfeld.

The best show in the history of television is Sesame Street.

Anonymous Asked
Questionhow is college? have you made lots of friends? do you miss high school? Answer

Good. Yes. A little. 

Anonymous Asked
Questionstop being so loud Answer

Can’t stop won’t stop. 


Is that Tyler the Creator

(Source: cycorg)


sext: whats ur favorite ted talk




Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”


…boner wave…

(Source: iraffiruse)

"… that when you’re buying books, you’re optimistically thinking you’re buying the time to read them."
— Arthur Schopenhauer (via observando)
"There ain’t no sin and there ain’t no virtue. There’s just stuff people do."
John Steinbeck, The Grapes of Wrath (via wordsnquotes)
"If you weren’t around, I’d probably be someplace way the hell off. In the woods or some goddamn place. You’re the only reason I’m around, practically."
— J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye (via dominicmatthew)
"All great and precious things are lonely."
John Steinbeck, East of Eden (via bookmania)