jessicatsimpson:

steal her look: sam pepper

Witt 20 Gallon Commercial Duty Trash Can with Lid $55.30

Anonymous Asked
Questionso how's michigan? Answer

Cold. 

fishingboatproceeds:

skunkbear:

These are the disease outbreaks that could have been prevented by proper vaccination according to the Council on Foreign Relations. You can explore the interactive map here.

Check out the thousands of whooping cough cases in the United States in 2011 and the measles outbreaks plaguing Europe.

Would also be interested to see the speed of decline in rotavirus, meningitis, and pneumonia deaths in south Asia and subsaharan Africa due to vaccines for those diseases.

(Source: sandandglass)

literarystarbucks:

Hemingway goes up to the counter and orders one espresso. It’s hot. He drinks it in silence. It makes him remember his father’s cabin. He thinks about the woman he loved once. He does not smile. The coffee reminds him of war - short but painful, swallowed down quickly. One could order worse drinks. He leaves Starbucks and walks out into the rain.

Anonymous Asked
QuestionWhat do you mean maybe? Answer

Maybe I do, maybe I don’t. 

Anonymous Asked
QuestionIs there anyone you like right now? Met anyone in Michigan? Answer

Lol meh maybe. 

QuestionHey John, what is your reaction to the news that the Riverside district has chosen to ban TFIOS from middle school libraries on the grounds that it deals with mortality and sex? I remember your reactions to similar situations concerning your books have been pretty animated and wondered what you thought? Answer

fishingboatproceeds:

I guess I am both happy and sad.

I am happy because apparently young people in Riverside, California will never witness or experience mortality since they won’t be reading my book, which is great for them.

But I am also sad because I was really hoping I would be able to introduce the idea that human beings die to the children of Riverside, California and thereby crush their dreams of immortality.

gigaguess:

robregal:

This is the proper reaction.

You can see the internal “Do I call him an idiot, or do I keep getting paid…?”
gigaguess:

robregal:

This is the proper reaction.

You can see the internal “Do I call him an idiot, or do I keep getting paid…?”
gigaguess:

robregal:

This is the proper reaction.

You can see the internal “Do I call him an idiot, or do I keep getting paid…?”
gigaguess:

robregal:

This is the proper reaction.

You can see the internal “Do I call him an idiot, or do I keep getting paid…?”
gigaguess:

robregal:

This is the proper reaction.

You can see the internal “Do I call him an idiot, or do I keep getting paid…?”

gigaguess:

robregal:

This is the proper reaction.

You can see the internal “Do I call him an idiot, or do I keep getting paid…?”

(Source: methmaker)

Anonymous Asked
Questionhow was it the best day ever? Answer

Technically not allowed to talk about it yet, so I won’t. But basically something I’ve been working towards for the past 3-4 years is finally coming together so that’s nice. 

Anonymous Asked
Questionhow was your day? Answer

lol surprisingly this has been one of the best day’s ever. 

coldswarkids:

edwardspoonhands:

thelegendofkungjew:

doxian:

d-dinosaur:

rknjl:

newvagabond:

NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.

<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN

EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE

PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA

SURVIVE

NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA

REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT

PRETEND IT’S 2BYA

EVOLVE

NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 

FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 

PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.

STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

NO “MATTER”.  EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.

THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.

TIME DOES NOT EXIST.

BE.

(Source: agirlandhisplatypus)

(Source: youtube.com)

Anonymous Asked
QuestionI APPRECIATE YOU Answer

This is adorable stop it.